2/17/2010,18:6:0,super cool story,1,,,,1,4,4,endline 2/17/2010,18:6:14,trial 2,,1,,,,3,5,endline 2/17/2010,18:6:43,storrrry!,1,1,1,1,1,4,4,endline 2/17/2010,18:8:34,flying dinosaurs,,,,1,1,4,3,endline 2/17/2010,22:39:51,While having his way with a local tart -- BEST IN ALL OF TRIASSIC PERIOD -- the impressionable young velociraptor realized he was in a bind! The whore's bird-husband (birds are dinosaurs, too!) came home early. Quick to the hoverboard, young velociraptor!,,,,1,,2,5,endline 2/18/2010,9:52:0,I was on a date at the Ice cream and Discovery Emporium with this impressionable young tart. She was totally digging it, when the velociraptor exhibit came to life. No one knows if it was magic, or a robot. Fortunately, all the exhibits also became functional, so we grabbed a hoverboard and flew away. Suck it, raptor.,,,1,1,,4,4,endline 2/18/2010,12:50:16,Please type here.,,,,,1,4,5,endline 2/18/2010,15:51:53,"Get off that impressionable hoverboard," the velociraptor said to the chubby tart, "you're going to leave a dent.",,,,1,,4,4,endline 2/18/2010,16:4:35,I saw Malakie yesterday. I knew he was an impressionable person, but I had no idea that he would listen to that tart. He gave up his velociraptor figurines just to keep her happy. I had no choice but to whack him over the head with my hoverboard. Don't worry about it; the hoverboard is fine.,1,,,,,4,2,endline 4/22/2010,6:25:0,,,,,,,,,endline 4/28/2010,16:31:5,some stuff,,,,,,0,,endline 6/21/2010,13:48:29,,,,,,,,,endline 9/26/2010,1:22:2,,,,,,,,,endline 1/20/2011,21:38:29,,,,,,,,,endline 2/21/2011,1:18:11,2/16/2011,22:44:31,1,1,2,testing,1,1,,,endline 2/16/2011,22:50:34,1,1,1,testing,,,1,1,endline 2/17/2011,-1:5:4,2,2,2,As I lunged for the last seafood taco, I knew that the odds were not in my favor. As I suspected, the cheetah, being the fastest, reached the delicious food first, and snatched it up. At that moment, the owl, who was quite uncoordinated and horny, smashed into the cheetah, knocking his yummy snack out of his mouth. I knew I had to act. I ran as fast as my fat body would carry me (my belly was full and heavy from cookies that I stole from my friend Angela earlier that day), and grabbed the taco before it hit the ground. I raced back to my hole in the ground, and hid there, snacking, until I heard the cheetah and owl running after some hot guys that walked by.,,,1,,endline 2/17/2011,-1:14:13,3,4,2,The cheetah gets there first of course, due to her speed. But then the owl swoops down with her flock of pigeons to scare the cheetah away (pigeon phobia who knew?)! While the owl is busy gloating and performing a victory dance for her flock I crawl out of my burrow and start ravaging away! I eat all the food at once before the owl or cheetah find me out. The result is that I expand twice me size...,,,1,1,endline 2/17/2011,-1:38:8,1,1,1,I would sneak attack the shit out of the groundhog and eat it immediately. Yum, side-salad of tasty marmot meat. I would just growl at the owl because things that rhyme go together. Then I would eat everything in the sandwich, except the octopus. Gross.,,,1,,endline 2/17/2011,-1:58:14,5,,1,As cheetah, I am queen of the jungle, and lowly vermin like "groundhog" (or should I say Roundhog) and owl (aka Howl) better know their place. I get first dibs on everything good like octopus tentacles and squid head, while they make do with discarded lime wedges and soggy taco shells. The best part: they display their obsequiousness by bowing profusely throughout the meal, and crying tears of joy for letting them "dine" with me. This show of fawning servility pleases me immensely and I let them stay after to rid my abode of pesky pigeons.,1,,1,,endline 2/17/2011,0:17:53,1,1,3,As I am flying overhead, I see a cute, chubby groundhog scrambling towards the seafood delight taco from the Taco Stand. However, what the oafish groundhog does not realize is that he is about to be eaten by a cheetah who is lurking in the shadows. Before the swift cheetah can gobble up the groundhog, I swoop down and, with my wisdom, convince the cheetah that it is a bad idea to eat the sweet little groundhog. The round groundhog is so thankful that he asks the cheetah and me to share the taco. All three of us prove to be really good sharers, but the cheetah gets full the quickest. Therefore, I have to battle the groundhog to determine who will be the one to get to eat the last bite, but, because the groundhog is so tubby and slow, I am the victor. I gulp down the last orgasmic bite and fall straight into a food coma. Several minutes later, an owl pellet pops out of my mouth. I give it to the groundhog as a peace offering gift, and he greedily devours my pellet. The three of us decide to become best friends/lovers/all bisexual with each other after this scrupulous meal, and we lived happily ever after and made a lot of babies. ,,,1,,endline 2/17/2011,0:19:12,,,,,,,,,endline 2/17/2011,0:26:0,3,5,2,Found and fixed error.,1,,1,,2endline 2/17/2011,0:28:16,,,,,,,,,endline 2/17/2011,0:29:24,2,4,3,Found another error and fixed it.,1,1,1,1,4,endline 2/17/2011,6:31:26,3,4,2,Please type here.,1,,,,1,endline 2/17/2011,9:14:27,1,2,1,A guog and owl saw the delicious meal and tried to make a move but the super intelligent super cunning cheetah started talking to them and got them to fight over something silly that was going on/ he made his move and ate the yummy meal while they bickered..,,,1,,1,endline 2/17/2011,9:31:6,2,3,2,The groundhog would destroy the cheetah. The owl would eat the cheetah. The groundhog would pick out the yucky fishy parts and eat the avocado slices.,,,,1,1,endline 2/17/2011,9:33:1,2,2,1,The cheetah wouldn't even bother with those two losers. ,,,,1,1,endline 2/17/2011,11:21:1,4,4,3,Please type here.,,,1,,4,endline 2/18/2011,11:35:12,4,4,3,Are you kidding me?,,,,,4,endline 2/18/2011,11:36:20,4,4,1,The cheetah would win and eat it allllllllll, including the other animals.,,,1,,4,endline 2/18/2011,11:46:44,5,5,1,Please type here.,1,,,,5,endline 2/18/2011,12:16:27,5,5,1,So it's just your typical day and I'm strutting around being the sexy cheetah that I am. I pass by a small pond and as I approach I catch a reflection of myself in the water. Goddamn do I look sleek; like a 100 pound bullet coated with fur. I continue on my way and stumble upon an injured animal. I ponder what to do at that moment. On one hand I am kind of hungry, but on the other it's a little beneath me to have to settle for an injured animal. I'm a cheetah after all. Settling for scraps is for the other losers around here. After losing myself in thought momentarily I realize I have been joined unexpectedly by two other companions. To the left of me I see a ridiculous looking groundhog with huge buck teeth. He has tiny beady eyes and a confused look on his face; he appears to be mentally disabled. To the right of my is a disheveled looking burrowing owl with a pissed off look on her face; she appears to have an attitude problem. The injured animal is in the center. The three of us surround it equally spaced in a circle around it. The scene is reminiscent of a classic western. I'm The Good, the owl is The Bad, and that groundhog is the Ugly. Noticing the competition, I brace for my inevitable victory but then I restrain myself. This injured prey is clear more suited for these two than for someone of my stature. I ease up on my posture to clearly indicate that I'm withdrawing from the standoff. The groundhog blinks and the owl rotates her head 110 degrees. Slightly annoyed, I take a step back, sit down and extend my paw as if to say "go ahead, it's yours, I'm letting you have it!" The groundhog starts eating the dirt at its feet and the owl starts jumping up and down and squawking uncontrollably. For a moment I have no idea of what to do. What's with these idiots? Tempted to just leave, I become overcome with anger. How could these ridiculous creatures have survived this long? I decide that these two don't deserve their free meal and approach the gazelle and consume it. I make no effort to do it quickly or brace for competition because these two pose no threat. As I have my meal the groundhog continues to have a puzzles look on its face. The owl on the other hand has come close to the meal but rather than try and actually eat she just bounces around in a circle apparently only trying to be as annoying as possible. With great restraint I ignore her. Once finished I slowly leave the scene. At this time the groundhog is attempting to mate with a large flat rock and the owl has now switched targets and is fully focused on annoying the groundhog. I take same path that I came from and once again pass by the pond. Still sexy? You're damn right...,1,,1,,4,endline 2/18/2011,14:22:8,1,5,2,The cheetah is fast. The owl is wise. But the groundhog sticks to the dirty. ,,,,1,1,endline 2/18/2011,14:26:13,5,3,2,The cheetah eats the owl. And then the groundhog started laughing at the owl's pitiful cries and then Edelyn studied the psychopathic groundhog and examined the relationship between the serotonin transporter allele and eating behaviors. ,,,1,,5,endline 2/18/2011,15:10:29,,,0,Please type here.,,,,,,endline 3/1/2011,11:16:10,velociprator,,1,,,,4,3,endline 5/11/2011,17:48:23,,,,,,,,,endline