Which Rolcat are you?
Take this short quiz to find out which Rolcat (Soviet-era lolcat) you are!


Drat, thwarted so close to freedom’s sweet caress...
I dreamed for but a taste of the decadent west, and now my eulogy is sung by guard dogs and alarm bells.

1. Which term describes you best?

Tricksy.
Disenchanted.
Crazed.
Anxious.
Glorious.
Hot.



2. What is your dream job?

A job? Don’t joke like that.
Mass destruction.
Work is meaningless. I shall toil until I die.
Ninja assassin. Maybe pirate.
Insurance salesman.
Gold medal ice skater.



3. How do you feel about technology?

Children no longer appreciate traditional pleasures. My purpose in life is to rectify this injustice.
I know not of technology, but may in my new future.
Technology allows me to fortify the Republic.
It is a trivial plaything for those lost in worldly distractions.
Anything that allows me to eradicate the capitalists more efficiently is well-valued.
Don it now! Prepare!



4. What is your attitude toward the capitalists?

Capitalists?! Where?? Prepare yourselves, brothers!
Though my wages would be higher with the capitalists, my existence would be meaningless.
I shall be with them soon.
I strive to eradicate them as efficiently as possible.
They are as any other creature, clinging to their meaningless existence till the end.
The ones I have vanquished warm my thoughts at night.



5. What keeps you awake at night?

The fact that capitalists still roam the lands.
Fear. Panic. Horrible nightmare visions.
Practice – perfection is not only desirable, but mandatory.
The thought of a life of solitude and poverty.
Some inevitable but justified side-effect of my profession.
The deep despair that accompanies a realization of how meaningless this life is.



6. The republic is in trouble! What do you do?

Though unfortunate, this does not move me. As you grow, so too will your indifference with this world.
Take the capitalist swine down with us.
Sound the alarm bells. The Republic shall not fail for want of foresight.
DANCE! DANCE FOR THE MASSES.
Flee the Republic! My destiny and I lie elsewhere...
I have prepared the defenses. Enemies that breach the Republic’s border shall not last long.



7. The Republic has found you guilty and sentenced you to death. What was your crime?

Accidentally setting off a chain of events that led to the deaths of 1 million countrymen.
Lack of industry and patriotism.
Too few capitalist kills.
Stockpiling goods for an emergency.
Receiving a score of 9.9.
Attempting to flee the motherland.